This is
my goodwife Lorena. She is a travelling schoolmarm.
This is my brother James (we call him Jimmy).
He is a suave private detective.
This is our
faithful companion Rex. He is a fierce golden retriever.
This is my niece Ashley. She is the captain of the Baraboo Volunteer
Fire Department.
Someday she hopes to move to Las Vegas and convince Siegfried and Roy
to rename
their act to "Siegfried, Roy, and Ashley."
She currently lives at home with her mother, sister, brother, and 10
white tigers.